Saturday, May 2, 2009

Snoop Dogg's Scream Queens

SNOOP DOGG'S HOOD OF HORROR (2006) provides us with a bevy of new Scream Queens. Even in the background there are delicious demonic delicacies to be enjoyed. I particularly liked the two vixens who hang with Snoop in his personal cinematic hell.

Snoop Dogg's Scream Queens - DANIELLA ALONSO

DANIELLA ALONSO rivals Rosario Dawson as "The Most Gorgeous Puerto Rican Actress." (Apologies to Jennifer Lopez and Rita Moreno.) She wins her wings as a geniune scream queen when her character reacts in true horror as her hip-hop would-be rapist fatally shoots himself in the groin.

Snoop Dogg's Scream Queens - BRANDE RODERICK

BRANDE RODERICK visually defines the perfect Playboy Playmate: blonde, long legs, outrageous body. No wonder she became Playmate of the Year 2001. I've never seen her act before, but she performs the most flawless impersonation of Paris Hilton that I have ever seen.

Snoop Dogg's Scream Queens - SYDNEY TAMIIA POITIER

Stunningly cute SYDNEY TAMIIA POITIER appears as the innocent in this episode -- all the more painful when her character dies too soon. Besides her TV work in "Joan of Arcadia" and "Veronica Mars," she acted in GRINDHOUSE (2007) and did a "Twilight Zone."

Snoop Dogg's Scream Queens - LIN SHAYE

Veteran character actress LIN SHAYE has appeared in A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984) and two CRITTERS movies (1986, 1988). In this film, she plays a menacing authoritarian and plays it well.

Honorable mentions to Jesse L. DuBois as the Dead Blonde, Yadi Valerio as Foxy, Shana Montanez and Dawna Gonzalez as Groupie #1 and 2, & Tanisha Jones and Irina Voronina as Slank #1 and 2.

Snoop Dogg - wiki

Hood of Horror - wiki

Daniella Alonso - wiki

Brande Roderick - wiki

Sydney Tamiia Poitier - wiki

Lin Shaye - wiki

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