SNOOP DOGG'S HOOD OF HORROR (2006) provides us with a bevy of new Scream Queens. Even in the background there are delicious demonic delicacies to be enjoyed. I particularly liked the two vixens who hang with Snoop in his personal cinematic hell.
DANIELLA ALONSO rivals Rosario Dawson as "The Most Gorgeous Puerto Rican Actress." (Apologies to Jennifer Lopez and Rita Moreno.) She wins her wings as a geniune scream queen when her character reacts in true horror as her hip-hop would-be rapist fatally shoots himself in the groin.
BRANDE RODERICK visually defines the perfect Playboy Playmate: blonde, long legs, outrageous body. No wonder she became Playmate of the Year 2001. I've never seen her act before, but she performs the most flawless impersonation of Paris Hilton that I have ever seen.
Stunningly cute SYDNEY TAMIIA POITIER appears as the innocent in this episode -- all the more painful when her character dies too soon. Besides her TV work in "Joan of Arcadia" and "Veronica Mars," she acted in GRINDHOUSE (2007) and did a "Twilight Zone."
Veteran character actress LIN SHAYE has appeared in A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984) and two CRITTERS movies (1986, 1988). In this film, she plays a menacing authoritarian and plays it well.
Honorable mentions to Jesse L. DuBois as the Dead Blonde, Yadi Valerio as Foxy, Shana Montanez and Dawna Gonzalez as Groupie #1 and 2, & Tanisha Jones and Irina Voronina as Slank #1 and 2.
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